Halloween Costumes for the Halloween-Averse

Ever forget to plan your Halloween costume and end up going with something boring? No worries! Here are some quirky costume ideas that let you join the fun without all the spooky-mess.

1. The Serial Dater

Dress up as the ultimate ghoster! Throw on a cute outfit, grab a couple of fake dating app logos, and don that “I Ghost All Year Long” patch. Carry around a prop phone with ridiculous text flops for extra flair. Bonus: you’ll be the life of the party with your anecdotes, and killer pick-up lines!

2. The Crystal Collector

Channel your inner witch! Sport some flowing boho vibes and deck yourself out with faux crystals. Add the “Witchy Woman” patch to seal the deal. You’ll radiate chill energy while keeping it light and sparkly—no broomstick required!

3. Psycho Ex-Girlfriend

Feeling a bit crazy? Jealous? Go for the psycho ex-girlfriend vibe! Throw on some casual clothes, add a bit of bold makeup, and don that “Bat Shit Crazy” patch. You'll raise some eyebrows and get fun stares while channeling all the drama without the emotional baggage.